i bet if i played john lennon my chemical romances hang em high his little pea brain would explode
mcr is actually inspired by john Lennon in that they heard his music said this sucks and were inspired to make much better music.
why is there something so intimate about sleeping over at someone’s house and seeing them first thing in the morning in rumpled pajamas , mussed hair ….. stumbling around to get coffee and corn flakes … like I’m exposed ur exposed what r we
there’s really no “passing” when you’re nb, it’s more like “aiming for confusion”
i get top notch euphoria when people have to ask my gender
top notch euphoria was a child asking if i was a sir or ma'am and two people beside the child answering at the same time, loudly, and very sure of themselves, “sir” and “ma'am.”
yall ever think abt how female body types have trends .. like how certain physical attributes on women can be in fashion … how we’re forced to live our life as a commodity. wack !
Been thinking a lot about how I want a better butt and how that is complete nonsense. In 5-10 years when tons of women have nice big booties or whatever, some other thing will be the goal because objectification regularly shifts.
Remember thigh gaps? Those got replaced mostly by thiccness. What thing about myself will I be convinced I need to change next year/decade?
skateboarding is very sexy BUT only if youre a gay girl
Why feel guilty for napping!!!!! Like if ur body is tired let it lie down and rest!!!! This is officially a pro-nap blog.
ladies, if she
- likes caviar and cigarettes
- is well versed in etiquette
- is extraordinarily nice
shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind
By Eric Chakeen
Ooooh La La Sex Questions
1. Top turn on?
2. Last time you had sex with the opposite gender?
3. Last time you had sex with the same gender?
4. Last time you masturbated?
5. What’s the weirdest thing that has turned you on?
6. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve masturbated with?
7. What’s the weirdest kind of porn you’ve watched?
8. How often do you masturbate/have sex?
9. Have you ever taken nude pictures?
10. Dom or Sub?
11. Is pain a good thing?
12. Do you like biting?
13. Do you like scratching?
14. Are you slightly horny right now?
15. Are you very horny right now?
16. Do you like face fucking?
17. 10 of your biggest turn ons?
18. Do you cook naked?
19. Do you like foreplay?
20. Have you had a vaginal orgasm?
21. Do you like sex with women?
22. Do you like sex with men?
23. Would you have sex with a trans* person?
24. Do you like your nipples played with?
25. Do you like your lips bitten?
26. Do you like to kiss with tongue?
27. How often do you masturbate?
28. Have you masturbated while someone else was in the room?
29. Would you have sex with a married person?
30. Would you have sex with a couple/multiple people?
31. Do you go outside naked?
32. Do you like being woken up with sex?
33. Do you give oral?
34. Would you let someone eat off of you?
35. What is the youngest/oldest you would sleep with?
36. Do you like having drunk sex?
37. Do you enjoy wearing lingerie?
38. What is your favorite thing about sex?
39. What is your favorite sexual setting?
40. Would you ever fool around in a movie theater?
41. Would you ever make a porno with your bf/gf?
42. Would you ever do a photo shoot in sexy clothes for your bf/gf?
43. Do you like it rough or sensual?:
44. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?
45. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?
46. How do you feel about one night stands?
47. Do you prefer to make love or fuck?
48. Have you ever watched porn while having sex?
49. How long do you usually fore-play before doing the deed?
50. Do you like kissing during sex?
51. Does size matter?
52. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?
53. What does your favorite foreplay include?
54. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?
56. Do you ever worry about how you’re pleasing your partner?
57. Could you live without sex?
58. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?
59. Do you like to perform oral sex?
60. Do you like to receive oral sex?
61. Have you ever taped yourself in the act?
62. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?
63. Have you ever been caught in the act?
64. Have you ever had sex while on drugs?
65. Would you let other people watch you have sex live?
66. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
67. What was the biggest age difference with a partner?
68. Do you feel your up to par in bed?
69. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?
70. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?
71. Do you wear protection as often as you should?
72. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?
73. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains ,whips, etc.)?
74. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?
75. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be?
you can unfollow me but you can’t un-read my posts so really i’m the winner here
our paths may have crossed briefly but you still had the misfortune of knowing me
happy hanukkah to all of my beautiful jewish mutuals
ok guys let’s go to sleep now
all together
me and da mutuals
this is the book where madelines appendix burst you insensitive bastard
me & the mutuals destroying our appendixes
